Yesterday, Turner Classic Movies had an “adventure on the
high seas” movie marathon—aka, pirate movies. Thank goodness the boring
business of working with spreadsheets can be done while watching television! These
adventures gave me a thirst to read a
nautical tale. One packed with suspense and adventure. One that I could immerse
myself in, become part of the story.
Enter The True
Confessions of Charlotte Doyle. This Newberry winner, written by Avi, was
required reading when I was in the fifth or sixth grade. I can’t remember
which. But I can remember my
overwhelming desire to hie off and join a ship’s crew. My parents should be
thanking God that Oklahoma
is landlocked.
Around the same time I first read that book, my family took
a month-long road trip to hit all of the national parks west of the Mississippi . At the end
of our journey, we visited Alcatraz, the United State ’s
most high security prison. Since its heyday during the Prohibition era, it has
been transformed into a museum that tourists like my family can visit. My
mother, being the dedicated lifelong learner that she is, insisted we all
listen to the audio tour, not just wander through.
From the moment I placed those headphones over my ear holes,
I was enthralled. The narrator had a History Channel-worthy voice. But even if
the inflection and tone had been lacking, the ambiance noise in the background
would have been enough to submerge me in that world. It changed from the
clanking and cries of seagulls on the dock to the whispers of men in their
cells to the shouts of violence in the mess hall.
As I walked the halls of Alcatraz ,
peering into the men’s cells that still had their effects on display, I
imagined myself there, cutting hair in the barber shop, shanking any who dared
threaten me in the cafeteria, attempting escapes with the inmates. I was
thirteen years old. I wanted to be a forty-year-old mob boss. Felony is
exciting!
While these youthful aspirations are—well I find them
endearing. Others have told me that they’re weird. Apparently girls shouldn’t
want to be Al Capone when they grow up with the sole goal of being thrown into
prison. While I find them endearing, they’re more farfetched than the average
ballerina or fireman dreams. The truth is that I would never be able to climb
rigging without a) hanging myself, b) falling to my death, or c) vomiting
myself to death from motion sickness. And as for being a felon…I’m a good girl!
I just don’t have what it takes to be convicted. But oh, once I was there, in
prison, I could be an awesome inmate.
The best inmate. Which would basically mean I would get out on good behavior
before I ever had the chance to attempt an escape.
But still the thirst for adventure chases me. Usually I’m
fully content to live in Oklahoma .
I love, love, love, love Oklahoma . I have seen
the world. I have been to big cities and small all over our country and ten
others. I have been on four of the seven continents. So anyone who considers
themselves learn-ed and wants to correct my backward love of my state, they can
stuff it. I don’t scorn your love of NYC or London
or Tokyo (or
wherever it is that you want to make your real home). So don’t scorn mine.
There are problems with Oklahoma , though. I will grant you that. For
instance, adventure. What am I to do for adventure? Noodling just doesn’t do it
for me. Nor does cow tipping, paintballing, or camping in the Ouachitas or the
Ozarks. When I want adventure, a change in routine isn’t enough. It’s more than
a need for adrenaline, too. I want danger. Not senseless danger, like sky
diving. I want logical danger like mobsters or being on the wrong side of the
law or sailing on the open sea.
So I have to ask myself, since my daydreams are so totally
improbable, what is at the root of this thirst for big adventure? After staying
up till four a.m. reading The True
Confessions of Charlotte Doyle, I have a theory. What I yearn for isn’t
just adventure. It’s that big life-changing event: mutiny on my ship, falling
into crime, battling gross injustices, surviving a near-fatality. It’s
experiencing something bigger than life, bigger than myself, and being changed
because of it. That’s why simple adventures: travel, starting a business, going
to a peach festival, noodling, etc., don’t satisfy that thirst.
The True Confessions
of Charlotte Doyle ends with thirteen-year-old Charlotte unable or unwilling
to be reabsorbed into her well-bred family after her two-month adventure on the
sea. She’s changed too much. The last sentence of the book reads,
Something
Zachariah told me filled my mind and excited my heart: “A sailor,” he said,
“chooses the wind that takes the ship from safe port…but winds have a mind of
their own.”
According to my theory, I want to choose that wind, and then
fly before it, whether I head toward storm or fair skies. As long as I’m
pointed toward the open horizon, it doesn’t matter to me. The adventure is in
the not knowing. It’s in the bigness, grandness, and uncertainty of the
journey, and especially the unknown destination.
If you know me very well or have been reading this blog,
you’ll understand how paradoxical that is. I sometimes throw little temper
tantrums (luckily my dogs are usually the only witnesses) when writing a
business plan becomes overwhelming. Or when I don’t know who to call to get a
particular answer. Or when I begin feeling the pinch of my shrinking savings
account. Or something as tiny as the brand of dog food I buy being moved
somewhere else in the store. Clearly, I don’t like the unknown. In fact, not
knowing is my least favorite thing. It makes me feel vulnerable and stupid. I
deplore feeling stupid. It gives me heart palpitations when I feel out of my
element. The kind of adventure I want to chase is entirely about being out of my
element!
So what? Am I crazy? My opinion might lack objectivity, but
no, I don’t think I’m crazy. Or at least not for this. There are several basic
human aspirations at play here. 1) The desire to do something bigger than yourself.
Leave a mark on others, or, if you’re the right person at the right time and
place, leave a mark on history. 2) The need to escape the responsibilities of
your current life. I think psychologists would back me up on this. At one time
or another, every person has dreamed, what
if? 3) The even more basic, deep-seeded craving to give up control.
There’s this simultaneous need in human beings to be in
control and the wish to give up all control. It’s tiring, isn’t it, trying to
control every aspect of your life? We’re all a bit OCD on the inside. We
believe if we can just choose our friends and choose our profession and choose
our partner that we will have a good life. If we could see into the future, we
would pick the right path when we came to a fork in the road.
But that’s a lot of responsibility! And it also is disproved
day after day. Your partner cheats on you, a parent dies, you get fired, or you
end up hating what you chose to do for a living. When things like this go awry,
our need for control is aggravated. We go on overdrive, attempting to control
everything and every one. All we want, deep down, is to give up control. It’s
too much to do to control every little thing. And we keep messing stuff up. It
gets worse, and we just want Mom or Dad to come pick us up and clean up our
mess. Our grip on our lives is so tight, though, that it is painful, so, so, so
painful, to pry our fingers loose. That pain reinforces the belief that we not
only want to be in control but we need to be in control in order to avoid pain
and failure.
And then I have a day like yesterday, when all I want to do
is stand up and walk out, driven by a wind of my choosing with an unknown path
and destination. I want to experience big things I have no control over. I feel
I can be the right person at the right time and place—if I just let go. If I
stop trying to control my life, narrowing it down and boxing it in to something
manageable (because really, how much can any one person control? I can’t even
control myself!), then my life could be epic! And that’s what I want for
myself. Epicness.
Do you ever feel this way? What is your what if daydream?